"Here I am, to urgently announce an important national emergency," Baldwin said. "That's great, so I do not want to waste time, but first I'd like to blow my own horn."
Baldwin's trick says he just had a great health check and was 6 feet, 7 inches tall, 185 pounds and "shredded." He then crushed why the country desperately needs the border wall.
"We need a wall because the wall works," he said. "The wall is safe, you do not have to be smart to understand it, it's even easier if you are not."
The fake president explained that declaring the emergency would probably lead to a challenge in court.
"I will sign these documents for urgent help, and then I will be judged immediately, then the court will not rule in my favor, then I will go to the Supreme Court, then I will call my friend [Brett] Kavanaugh, then I'll say it's time to pay off Donny, then he'll say "a new phone, what's that?"
Baldwin's trunk said the process would finally end its "personal hell"
As the speech continued, and Baldwin's Trumpet continued to piss before answering questions from reporters, he explained that he had just told Putin instead "
" In conclusion, this is a complete urgency, five alarm brilliance, which means I have to go to Mar-a-Lago and play golf " ,
Baldwin's trumpet then said the show's signature was catching, "Live from New York … it's Saturday night."