Do you suspect that your car may be a super villain? Do you suspect that you may also be a super villain, perhaps thanks to capturing entire cities or making so many trips on your personal plane that you are actually helping to speed up the murder of the world's largest entity: yourself planet?
Well, then does Aston Martin have a product for you!
Aston Martin announced its new design service, Aston Martin Automotive Galleries and Lairs, on Thursday, strangely saying nothing about its pursuit of the super villains market. Perhaps studies have shown that super villains prefer not to be classified as such because, you know, people may become suspicious.
But the idea is for people to choose whether they want Aston Martin to design a fantasy garage or an entire "home or luxury retreat," built to show or just one "automotive work of art" – like Valhalla or DB5, said Aston – or "a complete collection in a private museum. "
In conceptual photos, it looks as though the "beds" will look almost like CGI in the rest of the world – everyone who is poor and not as good as you, the owner – as you look at your green land. from a glass wall in the back of your strangely large but empty office where much cannot be done because it is as dark and barren as the lands you have conquered before you arrive at this one. Anyone talking about the colossal wastes of space has mysteriously evaporated. As such, you have forgotten about their valuable contributions.
"Real shame," you tell the FBI with a click of your lips as they visit your den. "Are we done here? I really have to go on.
As of this writing, Aston Martin had not yet said whether the clicking sharks with fricin laser beams attached to their heads would be standard with the beds, or whether this feature would be an optional upgrade.