It has been baked by everyone – from late housewives to doctors because of its very eccentric Goop wellness products.
But the ribs came from inside the house on Sunday when Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter, Apple Martin, baked her mother in a lively TikTok video posted on the brand’s account.
The 16-year-old child of a celebrity mocked his mother’s constant cleaning, which continues “from the day I was born”, and gave the brand’s fans an intimate look at her morning washes.
Laughter: Gwyneth Paltrow, 48, was shot by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok posted on Sunday describing her morning routines and goop products.
Gwyneth, 48, was the focus of the video while Apple’s footage was posted in the corner of the frame.
She showed her mother to start her day in a gray tank top and shorts while drinking her Goop Glow Superpowder.
“And she doesn’t eat anything but dates and almond oil, so there will be,” Apple added contemptuously.
She also jokes about her mother’s constant use of unscientific cleaning, which should usually only be temporary.
“I guess Goop Glow is part of her cleansing, which she’s been doing since … the day I was born, obviously.”
Rise and shine: Apple showed its mother to start her day in a gray tank top and shorts while drinking her Goop Glow Superpowder. “And she doesn’t eat anything but dates and almond oil, so there will be,” she said
Infinite: “I guess Goop Glow is part of her cleanup, which she’s been on since … the day I was born, obviously,” she added.
Gwyneth showed her fresh-faced skin in her beautiful white-tiled bathroom as she applied a little cream to her face in front of the mirror.
“It’s 8 o’clock in the morning and she’s been doing it since 7 o’clock in the morning,” Apple continued. “She’s just praying around the bathroom, putting millions of Goop Glow products on her glowing skin.”
Appropriately, the star of Royal Tenenbaums showed a pile of white cream on his hand before continuing.
Clear Skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh-faced skin in her lovely white-tiled bathroom as she applied cream to her face in front of the mirror
It takes time: “It’s 8 o’clock and she’s been doing it since 7 in the morning,” Apple continued. “She’s just praying around the bathroom, putting millions of Goop Glow products on her glowing skin.”
Gwyneth moved to her laptop to work on her website while wearing a pair of saturated black-rimmed glasses.
“Then she gets to work making more vaginal eggs,” Apple joked. “And candles, also vaginal candles and vaginal perfumes. Just everything in the vagina.
She refers to the jade egg that Goop sold to be inserted into the vagina, which the company that advertises will increase sexual energy and increase sexual pleasure.
But the company was hit by a consumer protection lawsuit in California in 2018 for lawsuits that have no basis in science.
Goop eventually settled and agreed to pay $ 145,000 in civil fines, according to The Washington Post.
Goop has also made a candle that is believed to be scented like the lower regions of Gwyneth, with the company’s website listing scents including “geranium, citrus bergamot and cedar absolute,” among other notes.
Lady of the Brain: “Then she gets to work, making more vaginal eggs,” joked Apple. “And candles, also vaginal candles and vaginal perfumes. Just everything in the vagina
She made no secret of it: she referred to a candle that supposedly smelled of Gwyneth’s vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, for which Goop had to pay $ 145,000 in fines for his unsubstantiated medical allegations.
Although Apple apparently mocked her mother, the video was still posted on Goop’s official TikTok account, and she posted a more serious video using Goop’s face products.
Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a beautiful black-and-white photo of herself next to her mini-daughter, although the caption only mentions the launch of a product.
The Oscar winner shares her ex-husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, whom she married in 2003.
They had met the previous year, just weeks after her father’s death, and Gwyneth was pregnant with Apple when they were married in December 2003 in Southern California.
The couple later welcomed a second child, their 14-year-old son Moses.
Twinning: Later Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black-and-white photo of herself next to her mini-daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption.
The marriage ended in March 2014, when Gwyneth announced that she and Chris had separated by “deliberate separation.”
She later continued with the prestigious TV producer Brad Falchuk, whom she met while appearing in his TV series “Glee”.
The couple married in 2018 at the Hampton.
Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple’s father, Chris Martin. After they deliberately separated in 2014, she continued with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018; seen together in 2019