Poor poor Megan Markle, isn’t she?
And do so while she’s dropping the kind of bomb – Prince Harry’s family isn’t just outright racist, they’re forcing her to commit suicide while she’s pregnant and denying her the help she’s asking for – which will destroy once and for all every chance Harry had. for reconciliation with the British royal family.
“I didn’t plan to say anything shocking!” Megs told Oprah.
Please. As we all know, Megan is not such a good actress. Or a disassembler.
Whopper Number One, at the beginning of the interview: Megan knew nothing about the British royal family ̵
Here she was, living her life, starring in a major legal drama as she was sucked into the vortex of royal life. Castles, treasures, titles, instant world fame, a team of servants and advisers – none of them mattered to her.
“All the grandeur attached to these things,” Megan said, “never meant anything, it’s not part of the attraction at all.”
Says the woman who invited Oprah Winfrey and George Clooney to her wedding – A-listers, whom she has never even met.
Oh, and let’s not forget the Palace’s crack this week, revealing that Megan was gifted with MBS blood diamonds after authorizing the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Hashoghi, and wore them, though warned – a charge which Megan did not deny.
Whopper Number Two: She never looked as much as Googled Harry when they started dating. Besides, she’s never cared so much about herself on Google, nor has she followed her media coverage, because that never mattered to her, either, says the woman who posed for the cover of Vanity Fair before she and Harry even are engaged.
As for the catastrophic event, which Megan calls the “turning point”, the moment she realized that the royal families were planning to destroy her and she and Harry had to leave: The tabloid reports that Duchess Kate cried.
No, says Megan: Kate did her cry. And the company did not allow Megan to refuse.
As Harry once scandalously said, “What Megan wants, Megan gets!”
So, should we believe that Megan has not resorted to so far? No friend or surrogate who can set the record straight? After all, she’s known for litigation as far as the British tabloids are concerned – you know, the ones she claims she doesn’t read.
Then came the day Megan was advised not to go out to lunch with a friend because she was too visible.
“Well, Megan remembers saying I hadn’t left the house in months!”
While we enter quarantine for the second year.
Ever since we caught “not many people ask me if I’m okay” among starving, impoverished children in South Africa, we haven’t received such a dull tone from dear old Megs, this eternal victim.
“The queen has always been wonderful to me,” Megan said before declaring that the much older royal would be either the queen, Harry’s father, Prince Charles (who, Harry tells us, had stopped taking his calls for a while and reduce it out financially, I wonder why) or brother Prince William – told a desperate, suicidal Megan that he could not seek professional help.
Is that how Megan says she’ll be happy if she commits suicide?
Of course it sounds like that. But after Harry joined the chat, he told Oprah that he had never told anyone in his family about it.
So what is this? Did the best royalty know and didn’t care or really had no idea?
Megan moved quickly forward, claiming that there was a serious discussion inside the royal family about how black her baby was and the decision to deny the child any security – zero, zipper, nada, Megan again hinting that the royals would not they don’t mind coming to a royal baby who wouldn’t be 100% white.
British taxpayers spent millions on Harry and Megan’s wedding. Prince Charles led her down the aisle. The queen, according to Megan herself, was warm, embracing and motherly. Megan quickly became the object of charm and adoration, a unique figure who, like Diana, can modernize the crown.
Megan and Harry had a very good will. People took root in them.
That was then.
As for Oprah’s question about whether Megan wanted a royal life, just to leave quickly and build her brand as a new world celebrity, nonsense, she says! None.
There is no follow-up by Oprah to building the SussexRoyal website once outside the castle walls and the couple’s attempt to secure revenue from the title until the Queen crushes them.
Interestingly, after Megan denied having any plans, Harry told Oprah that he would never have left the royal family if it weren’t for Megan.
“I was trapped,” he said, “but I didn’t know I was trapped.”
Megan helped him understand that, he said. That’s why they said they wanted a life of privacy before settling in Los Angeles and streaming endless videos from their mansion for $ 14 million and signing deals with Spotify and Netflix and appearing in “So You Think” You Can Dance ”(Megan) and sit down for the first time say it all with Oprah Winfrey.
On the eve of the special offer tonight, Megan and Harry announced that this would be their last word, for real. They said everything they had to say and will also be unavailable for comment.
What? You don’t believe them?